Gyan Darpan
7/31/2010
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1. You accidentally enter your
password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with
real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works
at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in
touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway
and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the
groceries.
7. Every commercial on television
has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your
cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go
on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head
sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding
and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to
whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there
was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to
check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
AND
NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with
real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works
at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in
touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway
and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the
groceries.
7. Every commercial on television
has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your
cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go
on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head
sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding
and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to
whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there
was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to
check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
AND
NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
